As Danny Dyer's film career fades like a well washed pair of boxers, we offer up some suggestions for alternative employment.

Seeing as Danny has no issue with others typing up his thoughts and opinions for him
we also proudly offer his response for you, the learned reader.

Friday, 11 June 2010

Physisist


Job role:To assist the advancement of Science with powerful brain thinking.

Skill level required: Chutney

Danny says: "Faack me! Gettin' paid to sit around on ya Mot The Hoople all day dreamin' up crazy faackin' fings using maffs and such! I fought this job would be perfect for me as I really like sittin' daahn, but then I heard I can also get a Faackin' computer voice as well!
I couldn't faackin' belive it!"
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