As Danny Dyer's film career fades like a well washed pair of boxers, we offer up some suggestions for alternative employment.

Seeing as Danny has no issue with others typing up his thoughts and opinions for him
we also proudly offer his response for you, the learned reader.

Friday 11 June 2010

Lollipop Man


Job role:To safely transport little kiddy winks from one side of a road to the other without the use of a bridge or teleportation device.

Skill level required: Ninja

Danny says: "Yeah I mean you can take the biscuits aahht of a bloke that spends 'is workin' day 'raaaahnd a bunch of faackin' kids but imagine if, right, that one of 'em 'ad a faackin' cold and was abaaht to faackin' die. I'd be a local 'eero droppin' all me ovver work to make sure that little man made it to school or 'ospital by the skin of his Range Rovers!"

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