As Danny Dyer's film career fades like a well washed pair of boxers, we offer up some suggestions for alternative employment.

Seeing as Danny has no issue with others typing up his thoughts and opinions for him
we also proudly offer his response for you, the learned reader.

Friday 11 June 2010

Dinner Lady


Job role:The serving of delicious lunches and dispenser of justice.

Skill level required: Krays

Danny says: "I get a lot of love from men and they say the fastest way to a man's heart is frough his faackin' stomach which is why I like the look of this job. I mean, you've gotta be a faackin' hard nut to be a Dinner Lady. You've gotta 'ave Black Cabs made of steel D'ya know what I mean mate do ya?"

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