Job role:Cut open peoples faces and fix their brains.
Skill level required: Tango Instructor
Danny says: "I'm gonna love doin' this one. Getting to slice open someones Sunseeker and get faackin' paid for it too! Dream job mate! I'd wanna see the bacon and eggs of the man, ya know how he faackin' ticks! I wouldn't bovver makin' him look like a faackin' princess afterwards eivver, Birds really like scars, Makes ya look faackin' hard!"
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